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we're all in our own way.
Published Sunday, March 12, 2006 by Woodii.
Assalamu Alaikum, my devoted fans! Well, it has been a long time since I updated (hasn't it?), so I decided to update today. Well, there's nothing new in our part of the country; nothing worth blogging about, but I'll blog just the same.
Bob says that I need to get a job to get my mind off of other matters, and so I have. I am now a trucker who transports goods for the Wal*Mart Corporation. Being a trucker is, well, fascinating, so to speak. The other day, I was in Louisiana (New Orleans, to be more precise). I met a withered old man, age 2, and he told me that he liked my beard. Now this statement stumped me to no end, seeing how I don't have a beard. I just smiled and waved. Smiling and waving is something that totally goes against my principles, but my principles have changed of late, seeing how I move around so much and have gotten used to different environment(s). I think natural selection might have had something to do with that.
Anyway the other day, this little girl (age 5, by the looks of her pigtails) gave me a package. Upon examining the contents, I found out that it was full of material refuting evolution. Interesting read, the lot of them, but I can't help but wonder why? I'm glad I'm a rabbit and thus don't have people telling me my ancestors were apes. I remember playing Scrabble Jr as a child rabbit and hating the picture of the ape there. Apes are just not my type. I like my fur silky white (with a hint of black).
Oh right, that reminds me. Today, we passed by a poultry shop. You'd think it only sells chickens. Well, you'd be wrong. Four brother and sister rabbits were slaughtered in front of my very own eyes. The images are still haunting me. How could anyone do something like that? Killing our fellow rabbits? That's just inhumane. May Allah help them with their sanity. Apart from killing rabbits, they were selling some for 10 dollars each. omg PLEASE. Rabbits are human too. Slavery was banned a hundred years ago.
Bob says that I need to get a job to get my mind off of other matters, and so I have. I am now a trucker who transports goods for the Wal*Mart Corporation. Being a trucker is, well, fascinating, so to speak. The other day, I was in Louisiana (New Orleans, to be more precise). I met a withered old man, age 2, and he told me that he liked my beard. Now this statement stumped me to no end, seeing how I don't have a beard. I just smiled and waved. Smiling and waving is something that totally goes against my principles, but my principles have changed of late, seeing how I move around so much and have gotten used to different environment(s). I think natural selection might have had something to do with that.
Anyway the other day, this little girl (age 5, by the looks of her pigtails) gave me a package. Upon examining the contents, I found out that it was full of material refuting evolution. Interesting read, the lot of them, but I can't help but wonder why? I'm glad I'm a rabbit and thus don't have people telling me my ancestors were apes. I remember playing Scrabble Jr as a child rabbit and hating the picture of the ape there. Apes are just not my type. I like my fur silky white (with a hint of black).
Oh right, that reminds me. Today, we passed by a poultry shop. You'd think it only sells chickens. Well, you'd be wrong. Four brother and sister rabbits were slaughtered in front of my very own eyes. The images are still haunting me. How could anyone do something like that? Killing our fellow rabbits? That's just inhumane. May Allah help them with their sanity. Apart from killing rabbits, they were selling some for 10 dollars each. omg PLEASE. Rabbits are human too. Slavery was banned a hundred years ago.
meadow-flowers and butterflies in summers that have been.
Published Monday, March 06, 2006 by Woodii.
Towards the end of every year, the students have to make a poetry notebook for their English class. Most regard it as the world's most boring assignment and the finished product is haphazardly put together at the very last minute. And so, in the midst of their grumbles and moans and groans, they fail to notice the beauty of the poems they are analyzing. Such was the case with my owner, but now it is otherwise. I could say the same. Ogden Nash, JRR Tolkien, Robert Frost, Emily Dickinson, Victor Hugo and the like --- BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
However, analyzing, and dissecting poems is INDEED a tedious job. Whoever heard of analyzing poems? geez. Why does poetry have so many laws? The laws of poetry. That's an oxymoron, nawhatimean. I mean, poetry is supposed to be the only form of literature in which you can express yourself freely even though you suck at grammar (ee cummings ha! i kid!). Strict people ruin literature. Who cares about classifying poetry into sonnets, lyrics, rhymings... whatEVER.
By the by, Shakespeare sucks, people.
However, analyzing, and dissecting poems is INDEED a tedious job. Whoever heard of analyzing poems? geez. Why does poetry have so many laws? The laws of poetry. That's an oxymoron, nawhatimean. I mean, poetry is supposed to be the only form of literature in which you can express yourself freely even though you suck at grammar (ee cummings ha! i kid!). Strict people ruin literature. Who cares about classifying poetry into sonnets, lyrics, rhymings... whatEVER.
By the by, Shakespeare sucks, people.
If I had any doubts at all about the justice of my dislike for Shakespeare, that doubt vanished completely. What a crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless work Hamlet is. The whole thing is based on pagan vengeance; the only aim is to gather together as many effects as possible; there is no rhyme or reason about it. ~ Leo TolstoyHa! OWNED.
well if there ever was a potato with a passion for chess...
Published Sunday, March 05, 2006 by Woodii.
Bob says that pizza and hot sauce are bad for dental hygiene and that the hot sauce multiplies the pizza's calories/fat calories/carbs by a hundred and THEN some. Not to mention that putting hot sauce on your pizza is a stupid desi fad and should be treated accordingly.
Ah well. We're having pizza for lunch today; I think I'll just skip lunch altogether. What's the use of pizza without hot sauce? Bob agrees.
Man, I love you Bob.
Ah well. We're having pizza for lunch today; I think I'll just skip lunch altogether. What's the use of pizza without hot sauce? Bob agrees.
Man, I love you Bob.
forensic anthropologists can be fashionable, too!
Published Friday, March 03, 2006 by Woodii.
yesterday I was cleaning my toenails and brushing my teeth (good hygiene!) when I spotted a small spider lolling on the patio chair.
hello, bob.
hello, bob.
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