the aura of stately people.
   woodrow wilson >> ex prezzie.

« Home

my big break. »time after time we dream. »with love and applesauce. »the latest in. »part one: dotdotdot. »tippy tippy toes. »ah, there you are. HELLO MADAM. »parties are such a hassle. »heads, shoulders, knees and toes. »we have learned to learn. » 

I demand satisfaction!

5 comments Published Sunday, November 27, 2005 by Woodii.

Today, the topic of marriage arose. "Would you like a wifey, Woodiii?" she asked. To tell the truth, I don't know. I mean, is there any other bunny out there good enough for me? I do know I would like a companion though. I get bored quite often, and a sister or brother would be grand. But a wife? Hmm, I don't know.

Anyway, my wedding is on the 21rst. Oh dear. I have only 25 days to find a wife! Would you, my adoring fans, take a look at these biodatas and tell me which one you prefer? Jazakallahu Khairun, people. May Allah bless you all with Jannatul-Firdaus. Ameen ya Rabbul Alameen.

~*~

Name: Isabelle
Age: 3
Color: yellow with white spots and purple eyes
Religion: Christianity
Hobbies: putting on nail polish, biting her nails (she likes the taste of nailpolish)
Education: didn't get past first grade

Note: Well, I don't know about this one. I mean, marrying a nonmuslim is a really terrifying prospect, right? Especially one with purple eyes. :unsure:

~*~

Name: Aisha
Age: 4
Color: black with white spots and black eyes
Religion: Islam
Hobbies: doing ibadat, doing wudu, eating halaal stuff, wearing modest clothes, respecting her elders
Education: majored in trigonometry

Note: Her name makes my heart skip a beat. :faint:

~*~

Name: Nikki
Age: 8
Color: Blonde with blue eyes.
Religion: Atheism
Hobbies: fighting for everyone's rights, marker boards, sitting in Starbucks gazing into the employees' brains
Education: environmentalist graduated from the University of Ben D. Rabbit

Note: A bit too fiery. She's too old for me + I don't like the smell of dry erase markers. =/

~*~

Name: George (short for Georgiana)
Age: 5
Color: mousy brown
Religion: manly female-ism
Hobbies: cricket, boxing, xbox, whaaaat?
Education: passed 8th grade after the 70th try

Note: Huhh?

~*~

Well, adoring fans, I look forward to hearing your opinions. <3

adieu, my prince, 'till we meet again.

3 comments Published by Woodii.

Well, apart from being a dashing, fantastic and amazingly superdeduper personality, I am also very modest and unselfish in that I shall now share some pictures of my amazingly hot self instead of keeping my beauty to myself.

behold my amazingness.

Here is me in my cage. Me looking like a mouse. Diggin'. Me in the yard. Relaxin'. Mickey Mouse, ayh.

Well, my adoring fans, that's all for today. Insha'Allah, next week I'll post some more amazing pictures of myself. As you leave my page, please remember to wipe your drool. iAk.

springing slightly.

4 comments Published Saturday, November 26, 2005 by Woodii.

Welcome to my introductory post. In my introductory post, I shall state two important facts:
  1. I am the coolest rabbit around.
  2. Cool rabbits deserve cool blogs.
  3. I like sitting on the sofa.
So you might be wondering, Why does a rabbit need a blog? To tell the truth, I was wondering the same thing until she explained it to me:
Woodii, you live a fascinating life in a fascinating houshold with a fascinating best friend (me!). Therefore, it is essential for a fascinating personality to have a fascinating blog.
Applause.

Well, in other news, Uncle Thomas put me on the microwave today and fed me some naan. The naan was good but the microwave was uncomfortable. iAk.

About me

  • I'm Woodii
  • From The Iceland, California, United States
  • I am Woodii Wilson, a bunnyrabbit from the Icelands of California. In other words, I am a genius. Applause.
  • My profile

Last posts

Archives

Links


ATOM 0.3