Woodrow Wilson may be my nom de plume, but the name on my birthcertificate is Harry S. Truman. Though I might be a President, I know I can never be as big of a Presidential personality as Woodrow Wilson. So, that is why I am depressed. Having such a role model; knowing that I could never live up to him, is... just... sigh.

Anyway, I tried dieting for a while, and they all thought I was sick, so they forced chutney down my throat. It was kind of depressing because it ruined my diet. Just goes to show, incredibly handsome people like myself don't need diets.

P.S. She was reading Ishq Illahi and it said that men have a natural tendency to think about women a lot if they lack spirituality and love for Allah (SWT). Conclusion: she still thinks I'm a womanizing pompous jerk. Um hello, people. I'm the truest ashiq around. LOVEEEEEEE.