Well what can I say apart from the fact that I am incredibly depressed.

In other news: Simona hates me. *tragicsobs*

Oftentimes people wish they knew what people (namely me) think of them.

Little do they know, I wish the exact same. Normally, I wouldn't care what other people think of me, seeing how they're all inferior to me anyway. But (this reminds me of an incident a few years ago: "OMG 'BUT' AT THE BEGINNING OF A SENTENCE? THAT LOOKS SO WEIRD! YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMAR!") Simona, on the other hand, is superior and it sucks when you get hated on by your superiors. *sobsob*

I know how all my poor subordinates feel now. Does that mean I'm going to stop hating them? HELL NO.

Assalamu Alaykum, my devoted fans.

Well, today I went to the barbershop/beauty parlor for the first time in my whole entire lifetime. The overall experience was fascinating. I think I'll become a (male) fashionista when I grow up, iA.

Coming soon: rabbits in tuxedos.

Greetings, folks! Well what else is there to say except for the truth? YES IT'S TRUE, SI! I am in love.

... and there's nothing I can do about it sigh. ={

Good evening, folks! TOMORROW I MIGHT GO TO VISIT MY REAL OWNER! *shrieks* I'm so happy, insha'Allah. I can't wait to hug her, steal her glasses and eat her cheeks! She called me and told me that her cheeks had gotten fatter. I love her and she loves me. *swooon*

K, I have to go get ready for iftar! *cleansself*

Wassalaaams,
wooodrow wilson

P.S. I watched an interesting documentary on my namesake today. It was deeply moving.