we're all in our own way.
Published Sunday, March 12, 2006 by Woodii | E-mail this post
Assalamu Alaikum, my devoted fans! Well, it has been a long time since I updated (hasn't it?), so I decided to update today. Well, there's nothing new in our part of the country; nothing worth blogging about, but I'll blog just the same.
Bob says that I need to get a job to get my mind off of other matters, and so I have. I am now a trucker who transports goods for the Wal*Mart Corporation. Being a trucker is, well, fascinating, so to speak. The other day, I was in Louisiana (New Orleans, to be more precise). I met a withered old man, age 2, and he told me that he liked my beard. Now this statement stumped me to no end, seeing how I don't have a beard. I just smiled and waved. Smiling and waving is something that totally goes against my principles, but my principles have changed of late, seeing how I move around so much and have gotten used to different environment(s). I think natural selection might have had something to do with that.
Anyway the other day, this little girl (age 5, by the looks of her pigtails) gave me a package. Upon examining the contents, I found out that it was full of material refuting evolution. Interesting read, the lot of them, but I can't help but wonder why? I'm glad I'm a rabbit and thus don't have people telling me my ancestors were apes. I remember playing Scrabble Jr as a child rabbit and hating the picture of the ape there. Apes are just not my type. I like my fur silky white (with a hint of black).
Oh right, that reminds me. Today, we passed by a poultry shop. You'd think it only sells chickens. Well, you'd be wrong. Four brother and sister rabbits were slaughtered in front of my very own eyes. The images are still haunting me. How could anyone do something like that? Killing our fellow rabbits? That's just inhumane. May Allah help them with their sanity. Apart from killing rabbits, they were selling some for 10 dollars each. omg PLEASE. Rabbits are human too. Slavery was banned a hundred years ago.
oh man, I miss you kiddo. Why did you have to move away? :cries: Remember the nights when you came over and hid underneath my futon? aand ate all my brownies? and then became so hyper? and remember the times i visited you? aand you slept on the dining chairs. AW MAN. Remember the time you were a hardcore punjabi. and nowwww. now youre a memon named khhuurgee?
with "owners" who mock your real name, woodii. man :(
i cannot comment on your entry for obvious reasons so please don't admonish me for off topic commenting.
I WISH IT WASN'T SO. BUT IT IS. :'(
WOODII YOU LOSER i saw the thread you made at islamica. subordinate? brother, i'm your superior, if anything. but let's not get into that. various nonmehram boyfriends? I DONT KNOW KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKINGA BOUT.
haha, im with woodii on this one. nads you KNOW youre woodiis subordinate. and all your bfs are non mehram. it's so true!
woodii i hate my brothers obsession with ANNOYING SONGS. KYA KAROUN??? my ears hurt. ugh.