Good evening, folks! TOMORROW I MIGHT GO TO VISIT MY
REAL OWNER! *shrieks* I'm so happy, insha'Allah. I can't wait to hug her, steal her glasses and eat her cheeks! She called me and told me that her cheeks had gotten fatter. I love her and she loves me. *swooon*
K, I have to go get ready for iftar! *cleansself*
Wassalaaams,
wooodrow wilson
P.S. I watched an interesting documentary on my
namesake today. It was deeply moving.
"Right is more important than PEACE."
Remember that, folks.
or is she gonna visit you? dun dun dun. either way, hot stuff. give HER my salams or rather give me your salams via her.
AUnTiE SouR.
i heard ure acting standoffish. ha! loser.
I saw you today Woodi!! Holler back when you wake up.