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woodrow
wilson >> ex prezzie.
Well, I asked her to marry me today. Guess what her answer was? NO! The nerve! THE NERVE. The reason was that I wanted an Islamic wedding and she wanted a hi-tech wedding with loads of bhangra. How undignified. This is how it went:
Woodii: Hey Edith Bolling Galt, will you ---
Edith Bolling Galt: MARRY YOU?
Woodii: Um... yeah. [blush]
Edith Bolling Galt: 'course not.
Woodii: [shocked]
Edith Bolling Galt: HAHAHA I was just kidding, damn you don't have a sense of humor do you?
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: HUBBY! THOU ART TOO CUTE!
Woodii: But, I'm not your hubby... yet. [smile]
Edith Bolling Galt: SO TRUE. WHEN'S THE WEDDING HUBBS?
Woodii: The day after tomorrow?
Edith Bolling Galt: GREAT! Can I come? [grin]
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: JUST KIDDING! hahahah I crack myself up sometimes. [fallsoverlaughing]
Woodii: [tapsfootimpatiently]
Edith Bolling Galt: REEWWWIND! First we have to come up with some super creative nicknames for each other.
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: OK, I'll call you Cricket and you can call me Ed. Eddie for short. [dance]
Woodii: CRICKET?
Edith Bolling Galt: [nodswisely] Crick for short! You know, after that biochemist person slash thing... whatever his name was.
Woodii: CRICKET?
Edith Bolling Galt: SO nice to see you've already gotten used to your name, hubs.
Woodii: [croaks]
Edith Bolling Galt: [chirps]
Woodii: [croaks]
Edith Bolling Galt: hmm so now we've got to plan the wedding.
Woodii: I was thinking we could have a quiet wedding...
Edith Bolling Galt: QUIET? HAHAHA DID YOU SAY QUIET? HELL NO HUBBY. We're going to have the biggest wedding bash the political world has ever seen! With loads of music, dancers, bhangra, songs, smiles and ---
Woodii: NO FREAKIN' WAY.
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: [shocked] What did you just say, hubby?
Woodii: umm, "no freakin' way?"
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: [slaaap] WE'RE THROUGH, HUBBY!
girls are such jerks. :@ (except for my owner. my owner's the coolest girl on the face of the planet, SUBHAN'ALLAH).
I feel alone and sad. Please leave me some long and fluffy comments and tell me I don't sound like somebody's grandma. Thanks, people.
Woodii: Hey Edith Bolling Galt, will you ---
Edith Bolling Galt: MARRY YOU?
Woodii: Um... yeah. [blush]
Edith Bolling Galt: 'course not.
Woodii: [shocked]
Edith Bolling Galt: HAHAHA I was just kidding, damn you don't have a sense of humor do you?
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: HUBBY! THOU ART TOO CUTE!
Woodii: But, I'm not your hubby... yet. [smile]
Edith Bolling Galt: SO TRUE. WHEN'S THE WEDDING HUBBS?
Woodii: The day after tomorrow?
Edith Bolling Galt: GREAT! Can I come? [grin]
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: JUST KIDDING! hahahah I crack myself up sometimes. [fallsoverlaughing]
Woodii: [tapsfootimpatiently]
Edith Bolling Galt: REEWWWIND! First we have to come up with some super creative nicknames for each other.
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: OK, I'll call you Cricket and you can call me Ed. Eddie for short. [dance]
Woodii: CRICKET?
Edith Bolling Galt: [nodswisely] Crick for short! You know, after that biochemist person slash thing... whatever his name was.
Woodii: CRICKET?
Edith Bolling Galt: SO nice to see you've already gotten used to your name, hubs.
Woodii: [croaks]
Edith Bolling Galt: [chirps]
Woodii: [croaks]
Edith Bolling Galt: hmm so now we've got to plan the wedding.
Woodii: I was thinking we could have a quiet wedding...
Edith Bolling Galt: QUIET? HAHAHA DID YOU SAY QUIET? HELL NO HUBBY. We're going to have the biggest wedding bash the political world has ever seen! With loads of music, dancers, bhangra, songs, smiles and ---
Woodii: NO FREAKIN' WAY.
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: [shocked] What did you just say, hubby?
Woodii: umm, "no freakin' way?"
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: ...
Woodii: ...
Edith Bolling Galt: [slaaap] WE'RE THROUGH, HUBBY!
girls are such jerks. :@ (except for my owner. my owner's the coolest girl on the face of the planet, SUBHAN'ALLAH).
I feel alone and sad. Please leave me some long and fluffy comments and tell me I don't sound like somebody's grandma. Thanks, people.
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About me
- I'm Woodii
- From The Iceland, California, United States
- I am Woodii Wilson, a bunnyrabbit from the Icelands of California. In other words, I am a genius. Applause.
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OH MAN WOODII YOU SOUND LIKE SOMEONE'S GRANDMA.
P.S. Are there any dignified female Punjabi rabbits out there? :(
'fraid not, woods. The question, however, is, are there any UNDIGNIFIED male Punjabis (rabbits and humans alike) out there?
hahahhahahahaha you're ahahhahaha in love with ahhahahaha randy ahhahahahah.
The question, however, is, are there any UNDIGNIFIED male Punjabis (rabbits and humans alike) out there?
he-he-he-hell no.
WOOODII! I just saw this, baby.
(except for my owner. x3 my owner's the coolest girl on the face of the planet, SUBHAN'ALLAH).
thankyous woodiii you're such a sweetheart kiddo.
he-he-he-hell no.
pity. AT LEAST I STILL HAVE YOU x3
thankyous woodiii you're such a sweetheart kiddo.
you're welcome but it wasnt really that big of a compliment... O__O;;;
jerkface. i hate you too woods. x3
YO WOODS, since you don't have edith bolling galt, you're probably without an ed (eddie for short) in your life RIGHT. so you can call ME Ed (eddie for short) and I'll help you get over that deficiency man, I LOVE YOU.
meh. i'll passs.
JERK!
WHAT THE HOW'D YOU FIND MY BLOG?
she didn't hahahah that was me hahahah OWNED!
idiot. <_<
YOUR MOM!
(is beautiful x3)
oh man woodiii you're SO hot. Edith was a weirdo for rejecting you. *SLAAAP*
(i mean even though you sound like somebody's grandma)
your incredibly superior looks make up for that man.
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK
SO TRUEEEE
brilliant convo but woodii you are too old+dignified for my taste. cmon. loud crazy stupid weddings are in.
oh damn i didnt read the 'dont call me someones grandma' line.
p.s. edith sounds like a person i know. her name is edina.
IDIOT! edith was woodrow wilson's wife!
If only, Adina would marry me, everything will be back to normal *sigh*
Oh Adina, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet... *sigh*