Today I was talking Eddie (not my owner, my ex-crush) and she told me to go stuff a sock in it. I was pretty depressed. Especially 'cause I have bronchitis. People shouldn't be mean to people with bronchitis, especially if they're rabbits. "Are you stupid?" I asked her. "Are you a loser?" she retored. To which I replied, "Yes, please."

The truth is, that I do not have a basketball pump.

I told Eddie (not my ex-crush, my owner) about the incident and she suggested I stop talking to non-mehrams. What a hypocrite 'cause I caught her having a similar conversation with a similar person (in her otherwise similar life).

I really shouldn't spread rumors about her though. Hmmm.

Hey did you hear she's getting married on the fourteenth of July? Well if so, that's just a rumor. So yeah. And yeah. Or yeah. Well yeah.

P.S. My owner thinks guys are simple minded and stubborn. I'm certainly both, only not the former.